As I sit here in my study, pondering life, I have come up with the definitive answer to the eternal question, “What is the meaning of life?” This has been a question that has plagued man for ages. Greater minds than mine have pondered this question and have failed to come up with the answer, yet, here I am, as unscholarly as one can be, and I have found the answer.
Ready? The answer to the question “What is the meaning of life” is that there is no answer. Any questions?
Oh, by the way, I don’t have a study, but I do have bananas.
He is real.
Been there and done that.